one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
alright well here it is the long awaited and much anticipated masterpost for the best meme ever invented under the cut bless u and may the feels be with u (sorry to mobile users)
draw a pic of me and I’ll make it my sidepic
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.