one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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alright well here it is the long awaited and much anticipated masterpost for the best meme ever invented under the cut bless u and may the feels be with u (sorry to mobile users)

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draw a pic of me and I’ll make it my sidepic


So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.